stewie, my favorite baby

MockTurtle

Hello friend, imagine a day of peace without the usual taunts. For me, I can't. This has become a daily routine in our roller coaster friendship that a day without it seems bland in comparison. But then one day, a sense of realization that all may not be well came about. That grinning face was just a facade. You hated the taunts and mockery, you felt it too deeply. To this I say forgive me. I have been an insensitive friend, unappreciative of the solemn kindness you offer to which we scoff at. Forgiveness at this time may be moot, words disappear into thin air so here I put some effort into starting a personal campaign to lessen the mocks and jeers and start treating you in a nicer manner you well deserve. Of course I can't promise i'll lose the taunts, it has become such an integral part of our friendship that I must do it to survive (or simply because you need taunting sometimes). Don't take it too personally, this is just me being friendly, and I swear I'll be nicer. =)