Blast from the past

An interesting fact of life is that insipid creatures of the likes of that which we shall henceforth call Yellow. That creature of vile matter should not have been released into society where the creature strives to perfect the art of evil. Ah, well...This creature exists so people can always have someone to overthrow or destroy and perhaps show the bitchy side of every one the creature encounters. 
That gifted creature has powers enhanced by subtlety...look not into its innocence but to the dark, murky muck the creature hides behind that pleasant exoskeleton. Creatures such as Yellow have attitudes that range from subtly evil to full blasted evilness. The dastardly creatures can be identified by the following signs and symptoms:
-lies, lies, lies
-tall tales
-whiny
-sudden interest in people/stuff the creature has previously dissed but upon discovery of your great like for that matter, has taken interest in it too
-kleptomania-like tendencies
-gives out false notices, false advice, false information
-false smile
-crap, all crap


When these do occur, find the closest cave and hide. Or when you're looking for trouble, face the creature and DESTROY, there is NO room for error because the creature has life-retaining abilities from absorbing the evil auras.


rawr~


so bite me yellow, and i'll bite your head off.

The wisdom of Elizabeth Lemon

How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up, aren’t you?’ their eyes say. My standard answer is that I have the same struggle as any working parent but with the good fortune to be working at my dream job. Or sometimes I just hand them a juicy red apple I’ve poisoned in my working-mother witch cauldron and fly away.

“You must not look in that mirror at your doughy legs and flat feet, for today is about dreams and illusions, and unfiltered natural daylight is the enemy of dreams.” 

Tina Fey’s 25 Funniest Liz Lemon-isms

Sometimes there are no words to describe your emotions so you're left with GIF's...

Note: an ineffective mantra: i will study, i will study, i will study, i will study….later. 

procrastination mode for 3 days…and counting.

So I’ll be channeling Sheldon/Raj/Leonard/Howard’s genius-ness to get through the test

I mean, it’ll work right? I’m starting to panic since its less than 30 days the BIG TEST (like REALLY BIG TEST) and I have not managed to get through my study schedule. BUT even if I am fully aware of that, I still don’t have the MOTIVATION to study

When I start thinking about it, i become stressed out and turn to other things to make me happy, like go to Tumblr, watch a movie and FOOTBALL etc…

So tomorrow, while answering the test i’ll probably be staring really hard at the question trying to find a clue about the answer

And seeing other people finish faster than me and laugh about it like it’s no big deal while i sweat my ass off answering:

So I start answering really fast because I want to end this torture of 500 item questions with multiple choices…

And when I finish, it will all seem like such a success

Until I know the results which is on the next day (Doom…Doom…Doom)

But until then i’ll be like

Of Friends and Football

Tinkerbell tweeted me that Princess T-Rex invited us to her palace…

So I had to go to the reviews because this is an opportunity I must NOT miss. And we were already thinking of all the great fun we’d be having…

While we were pretending to listen to the rationalizer, we were like:

all the wonderful happy sparkly stuff we’ve been imagining…

.

UNFORTUNATELY for me, I was not able to join the “party”

BUT went to the mall with my mom and my (EVIL) sister instead

just kidding, the mall-thing went great

And then night fell and I watched MESSI be awesome during the champions league finals:

And oh yeah, Barcelona won

And Abidal lifts the trophy (teary eyed moment)

Which makes ARSENAL the only club to beat BArcelona in the champions league

So in the end it turned out okay, even if i did miss the “party”

disclaimer: superbly amazing GIFs not mine FYI

PS: this post is in reply to keropi’s post. heheh. xD

and to Princess T Rex and Wise Grandma

Serial (Book) Killers.

If they give me a test about the Game Of Thrones series, I would have aced it. I love the series, it consumes my mind, body and soul. I have long suffered for a series that offers quality as great as LOTR, HP, CoN that finally getting my hands on these eBooks became the core of my entire being. It's not easy to find quality books nowadays. Trust me, I've been through a lot of crap. The only good thing that came out of reading those crap books was that it sharpened my bibliophile crap-detection skills. I hate/despise/loathe/abhor shallow novels. Before, i was just a listless book addict reading everything that came my way without thought for what it was about. All i could do was read, read and read like a man lost in a desert for centuries finally quenching his thirst. Now, I look to quality assurance regarding books. Of course I still read anything i can get my hands on, but I now look to quality more than quantity. if I could make a list of all the books ive read, there would be thousand of them but only a few i could remember for quality. Those books that really touched me and made me think are few and far between. It's a shame because I live in a province where books are scarce. But now with the power of the internet in my hands, I can quench this thirst of mine with something more "edible" for bookworming. Right now, I'm taking my time with Game Of Thrones series. This book needs not fast reading (as I'm usually wont to do since I am a fast reader) but rather take things slow since this book is also a precarious read. My favorite characters could die in just an instant so I have to savor their parts in the series.
I love books.

A Life Without Passion Is No Life at All

I woke up to a cold draft from my open window. It was raining, not as hard as i wished it would be but drizzling. The moment my brain cleared from all the cobwebs of sleep, I had one conviction: I will not go to the simulation tests today. And my mind was made up and nothing can change it.
A friend once told me she has a technique every morning when she feels too lazy to get up, she stops thinking about it. Instead, she'll get up and do her early morning routine instinctively. It was a pretty good advice. It worked.
But I can't keep on doing this. I can't keep on having to push myself out of bed just to get myself to go and answer 500 test questions when I would rather be reading books or doing football stuff.
These are the moments when I feel like I'm walking endlessly into a tunnel and in the end there's a wall of loose plastic blocking my way, I keep pushing towards exit but I get suffocated with the plastic instead. It clings to my body and I couldn't get a breathe out.

Remember when you fell in love with football

from: inbedwithmaradona

Winter is Coming

addicted. 

I even dedicated a blog to it. 

How Shopping helped me...

Well it started with an impulse to buy clothes. I've been wanting to do this since i got the "moolah" from my wonderful aunts but it took a back seat due to PRC stuff. And now I finally did it! I missed spending money! i missed trying out clothes! I missed the mall! I feel like a recharged battery! --the comparison sucks but wth, feel really good. xoxx
Shallow random ramblings...